Loud Cow

Noize Complaint x Kobe Beef BX
bred by Staefli Farms
 
Type: Indica-leaning hybrid
Flavor & Aroma: A bold blend of lemon zest, pine, and creamy gelato wrapped in an earthy finish. Loud Cow lives up to its name — the aroma hits big and proud, with a bright citrus-pine punch that settles into smooth, grounded undertones. It’s both refreshing and rich, like a forest stroll followed by dessert.
Effects: This strain brings a calm, centered body buzz that melts away tension while keeping the mood light and upbeat. Expect an easy, grounded happiness — relaxed but far from couch-locked. Perfect for unwinding after a long day, easing aches, or finding your mellow without losing your smile.
 
Why You’ll Love It:
 
🧘‍♂️ Deep relaxation with a happy, balanced high
🍋 Earthy lemon-pine flavor with creamy gelato smoothness
🌲 Soothes body and mind without sedation
😌 Great for stress relief, tension, and chill evenings
🔥 Loud Cow — big flavor, bold aroma, and mellow vibes that truly moo-ve you.